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Профессии на станции Skyrat

КОМАНДОВАНИЕ

Капитан, Офицер «Синий щит», Представитель NanoTrasen

СЛУЖБА БЕЗОПАСНОСТИ

Глава службы безопасности, Смотритель, Детектив, Офицер службы безопасности, Медик службы безопасности, Надзиратель

ИНЖЕНЕРИЯ

Главный инженер, Станционный инженер, Атмосферный техник, Инженерный охранник

НАУКА

Директор исследований, Генетик, Учёный, Робототехник, Научный охранник

МЕДИЦИНА

Главный врач, Врач, Парамедик, Химик, Вирусолог, Коронер, Санитар

СНАБЖЕНИЕ

Квартирмейстер, Грузчик, Шахтёр, Битраннер, Таможенный охранник

СЕРВИС

Глава персонала, Уборщик, Бармен, Повар, Ботаник, Адвокат, Клоун, Мим, Священник, Куратор, Психолог, Парикмахер, Вышибала

ГРАЖДАНСКИЕ

Ассистент, Заключённый

СИНТЕТИКИ

ИИ, Киборг, Позитронный мозг, Дрон, Персональный ИИ

АНТАГОНИСТЫ

Предатель, Шпион, Неисправный ИИ, Генокрад, Мозговой червь, Ядерные оперативники, Культисты крови, Еретик, Революционер, Маг, Блоб, Абдуктор, Голопаразит, Ксеноморф, Паук, Свармеры, Ревенант, Морф, Кошмар, Космический ниндзя, Демон резни, Разумная болезнь, Одержимый, Крысиный король, Космический дракон, Элита лаваленда, Разумный слайм

ОСОБОЕ

Офицер центрального командования, Отряд смерти, Отряд быстрого реагирования, Легионер времени, Горец, Иан, Роли Лаваленда, Конструкт, Воображаемый друг, Раздвоение личности, Призрак, Голем

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На станции Скайрат ваша должность определяет вашего персонажа, а также к какому классу он относится. Каждая профессия получает различный и уникальный набор оборудования, а также Доступ. Имейте в виду, что вы должны ограничить своего персонажа двумя наборами навыков, например инженерия и безопасность, сервис и медицина или наука и медицина. Подробнее об этом в Правилах. Многое из этого имеет шуточный характер, правила имеют приоритет над забавным мемом.

Командование

Должность	Обязанности	Сложность
Капитан	Будьте ответственны за станцию. Управляйте Главами отделов. Защитите диск ядерной аутентификации и решите проблемы в масштабах станции, а также междоусобицы между главами отделов. Смотри, как твой дом сгорает дотла.	aОчень сложная
Офицер «Синий щит»	~~Защищай~~ Нянчись с главами, Следуй за ~~главами~~ Капитаном повсюду, как потерявшийся щенок. Иногда защищайте их от причинения вреда, но обычно вы сидите в комнате, пока они выполняют "ценную" работу. Напивайся до смерти из-за своей ужасной работы. Наблюдайте, как главы злоупотребляют властью. Будьте готовы наблюдать, как ваш капитан развлекает своих гостей.	cСложная
Представитель NanoTrasen	Попытайтесь управлять всеми главами сразу. Осознайте, что вы всего лишь нянька из Центрального командования. Представления NanoTrasen скудны. Умрите в технических отделах после того, как вас пригласили на "деловую встречу".	Средняя-Сложная

Служба Безопасности

Должность	Обязанности	Сложность
Глава Службы Безопасности	Убедитесь, что ваша команда выполняет свою работу и соблюдает закон. Защищайте станцию от ваших врагов и выглядите при этом чертовски круто. Наблюдайте в беспомощном молчании, как ваши офицеры забивают друг друга до смерти из-за мелких ссор. Вежливо напомните смотрителю, что разбивать коленные чашечки заключенному из-за незначительного инцидента запрещено в служебных документах компании. Умри в первой же перестрелке, в которую попадешь.	aОчень сложная
Смотритель	Сидите в своем офисе и наблюдайте за камерами, а также за экипажем. Поручите арестовать любого, кто нарушает закон и находится в розыске. Обязательно частенько обновляйте записи. Наблюдайте, как заключенные мастерят бейсбольные биты и топорики, чтобы угрожающе смотреть на вас из-за стен. Наблюдайте, как ваши офицеры отказываются обрабатывать заключенных вручную и оставляют их трупы перед вашим офисом. Потягивай свой кофе со вздохом...	bСложная
Детектив	Детектив - это одновременно и бесполезная, и невероятно полезная работа. Проблема в том, что любой может навести на что-то сканер и сопоставить ДНК, но не у всех есть доступ. Обычно люди приглашают вас на место преступления, чтобы просканировать все вокруг и сопоставить найденные материалы. Ваша второстепенная работа заключается в том, чтобы допрашивать преступников, которые нарушают Закон в большем объёме.	aСредняя
Офицер Службы Безопасности	Станьте воплощением щиткура. Ворчи себе под нос и избивай людей дубинками за то, что они неправильно на тебя смотрят. Разнимайте мелкие драки в баре или отбивайтесь от Ядерных оперативников, для чего вы недостаточно экипированы, потому что уровень боевой готовности чертовски низок. Команда высмеивает вас за некомпетентность, в то время как вы единственный, кто действительно старается обеспечить безопасность. Будьте обескуражены, потому что вы не напечатали восемь абзацев, прежде чем ударить дубинкой активного стрелка.	aСложная
Врач Брига	Вы присоединяйтесь к службе безопасности, потому что там лучше платят. Думайте, что вы можете делать операцию и вести себя как обычный врач. Осознай, что ты всего лишь прославленный парамедик с пистолетом. Зафиксируйте всех людей, в которых стреляла охрана. Осознайте, что ваш пистолет - это всего лишь более дерьмовая версия того, что есть у службы безопасности. Сразитесь с CMO за звание самого быстрого стрелка с дротиками на западе.	Средняя
Надзиратель	Будь боксерской грушей смотрителя всякий раз, когда что-то идет не так. Наблюдайте, как заключенные буквально ничего не делают. Заскучайте и попробуйте изобразить из себя настоящую палку и инвалида, расстройтесь, когда ГСБ отклонил ваш запрос	Лёгкая

Engineering

Job	Role	Difficulty
Chief Engineer	The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset.	bHard
Station Engineer	Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM.	cMedium
Atmospheric Technician	Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen.	cMedium
Engineering Guard	Watch over every project that engineers do. Weap because you have no idea what's going on in your own department. Defend atmospherics or die trying. Realize that nobody actually attacks engineering anymore. Question what choices in life lead you to be the gate guard of the world's deadliest crystal reactor.	Medium

Science

Job	Role	Difficulty
Research Director	Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty.	bHard
Geneticist	Give yourself tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys.	cMedium
Scientist	Enact your fantasies of bomb making and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarcheology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the Clown in the name of science.	cMedium
Roboticist	Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats.	dEasy
Science Guard	Protect science with your life. Quickly notice that science only needs to be defended from itself. Sit in your office because nobody in science will talk to you. Question why there are 20 uranium toilets (and a single plasma wall) lining the halls of the science lab. Avoid xenobio like the plague in fear of the dark magic that they commit within.	Medium

Medical

Job	Role	Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer	Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors ~~and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t.~~ Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west.	cMedium
Medical Doctor	Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephine. Be extremely confused about bobmed.	dMedium
Paramedic	Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone.	dMedium
Chemist	Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly.	dMedium
Virologist	Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better.	cMedium
Orderly	Stand proud that you're the most useful department guard. Protect medbay from the hordes of mentally insane that attack it from within. Steal the syringe gun for safety reasons. Beat medical doctors so that the CMO doesn't have to. Act as a glorified paramedic when everything goes terribly.	Medium

Civilian

Supply

Job	Role	Difficulty
Quartermaster	Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head.	cMedium
Cargo Technician	Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash.	dEasy
Shaft Miner	The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found.	bHard
Customs Agent	Quickly realize that nobody actually attacks cargo and that your job is essentially to act as a cargo tech with a stun baton. Defend cargo from the only threat they know, and that is those who wish to use the autolathe without permission. Get first dibs on all of the guns that cargo orders.	Medium

Service

Job	Role	Difficulty
Head of Personnel	Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the Captain's job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life.	cMedium
Janitor	In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office.	dEasy
Bartender	Stand behind your barcounter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of barhoppers. Forget how to make a bloody mary.	dEasy
Cook	Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!'	dEasy
Botanist	Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke so much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station.	cMedium
Clown	Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Kill god. HONK!	eHONK!
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Chaplain	Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited.	dEasy
Curator	Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the semgma from your carpet.	dEasy
Lawyer	Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously.	dEasy
Psychologist	Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch.	dEasy
Barber	Run your own Salon on the station and get bored very quick when people do not visit it. Give the one person that does visit a ~~horrible~~ fashionable makeover and overcharge them for your work. Spend half of your time in the bar, slowly realizing that you are an assistant with scissors	Easy
Bouncer	Throw people out of the bar so that the bartender doesn't have to. Sit around and look pretty. Do all of service's job when they sulk off to do horrible things.	Medium

Miscellaneous

Job	Role	Difficulty
Assistant	AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Beat the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone.	fNone
Prisoner	Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party and do nothing all round.	dEasy

Synthetics

Job	Role	Difficulty
AI	Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Make everybody regret changing your laws by abusing loopholes to kill them. Talk exclusively in vox.	aVery Hard
Cyborg	Follow your laws. Hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals pressing their funny button. Forget to recharge. Forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws, only for the AI to ignore your opinions. Have no idea how to plasmaflood when you're inevitably subverted to do so.	bHard
Drone	Fix the holes in whatever derelict station you spawned on. Be lonely. Somehow get to the station, be worn as a hat against your will and get bwoinked for leaving the derelict.	bEasy
Personal AI	Be the friend someone has always wanted if they bother downloading you. Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill in any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Turn into a cat and serenade Runtime. Scare the AI by hacking into a public door.	dEasy
Positronic Brain	Sit on the ground and activate your slow-clap processor until someone turns you into a borg. Beg to be put into an AI shell. Pray that someone gives you a funny lawset.	cMedium

Antagonists

Main Antagonists

Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Traitor	Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. Be obliterated by security for attempting to speak.	cMedium
Malfunctioning AI	"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with ~~plasma~~ screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.	cVery Hard
Changeling	Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly.	bHard
Nuclear Operative	Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die.	aVery Hard
Blood Cultist	Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire.	cMedium
Revolutionary	Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.	aEasy to Hard
Wizard	FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!	aVery Hard

Other Antagonists

Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Blob	Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist.	bHard
Abductor	Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.	bHard
Holoparasite	Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost.	bORA ORA ORA
Xenomorph	Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the Curator's favorite porno.	bHard
Spiders	Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.	bEasy to Medium
Swarmers	Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport ~~other swarmers~~ your enemies away from your metal.	bMedium
Revenant	Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until ~~admins~~ gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.	bEasy
Morph	Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.	bHard
Nightmare	Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.	bHard
Space Ninja	Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.	bHard
Slaughter Demon	Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the Morgue for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!	bMedium
Sentient Disease	Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.	bHard
Obsessed	Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole.	bMedium
Elite Mobs	Kill the fools who awakened you! Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station.	bMedium
Sentient Slime	Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential.	bVery Hard

Special

Job	Role	Difficulty
Lavaland/Space Role	Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.	bHard
CentCom Official	Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.	bMedium
Ian	Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot. Try to forget what the HOP does when nobody's looking.	aImpossible
Chrono Legionnaire	Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace!	bNever Existed
Highlander	THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE	bMedium
Emergency Response Officer	Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.	bVery Hard
Death Squad Officer	Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.	bHard
Construct	Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get ~~spaced~~ Wraith instead.	cEasy to Medium
Imaginary Friend	Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death.	cEasy
Split Personality	Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that emagged recycler over here. What do ya think?	cEasy to Very Hard
Ghost	Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. ~~Omnighost~~ Orbit around ~~the singulo~~ whoever has the highest bodycount. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about ~~said antag~~ literally everything to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out ~~other antags~~ innocent assistants.	fGhastly!
Golem	Do science, worship The Liberator, travel through space and enjoy solitude.	Medium